How not to have a cheap climbing trip

Free advice for responsible van owners

Your breakfast described like wine

Tasting notes from the breakfast table.

Sorry, nut key

Next time, let’s just try to remember the nut key

table to demonstrate time spent actually working

Things I’m doing instead of what I’m meant to be doing.

Thank goodness I’m self-employed…

Lost and Found in the Peak District

Reuniting careless litterbugs with their rubbish since ’19.

Thank god for that titanium spoon

Behind every success is some over-engineered cutlery.

Where do all the odd socks go?

The answer to all your sock-related questions. Or at least some of your sock-related questions.

Poem!

There are so many poems about swimming outside, it sounds wonderful. I haven’t been swimming outside recently, so here’s a poem about swimming inside.

Similarities observed between climbing and life.

Thoughts from the sofa